Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Spring Broke 2010: or, The Time We Found Scooter Island, Pregamed the Pope, and Discovered Sunset Pornography.

WHAT UP BLOG PEOPLEZ. Without further ado..... THE SPRING BREAK BLOG.

So the journey begins with ... my computer dying. Legit, wake up the morning before a 16 day vacation with 1000 things to do on a computer (select classes, record an IRHC speech, apply for summer jobs, reserve summer housing, and, let's be real, watch Lost), and my computer is dead. And then my phone runs out of credit on the tech hotline. And then it pours down rain on my way to the computer store. Yes, spring break definitely started a bit rough, but hey, it made everything else seem even greater by comparison. Luckily, I managed to get my stuff wrapped up on Morgan's computer, and I couldn't really sleep that night, which was fine because we had to be up at 2am to head to Dublin. We were a bit delirious in the cab ride to the EasyBus (Morgan, Hannah, Athena and I), but once on the way to Luton we all passed out - soooo tired. Our flight to Dublin was painless (if you call landing - yes, that's right, ARRIVING at a place at 7:30am painless), and one friendly cab ride later (so, THAT's where U2 went to school), we were at our friend Joe's apartment. His amazing, two story, well-lit, 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom, apartment with washer/dryer combo. Dear Joe: all of us in Nido HATE YOU. We immediately passed out from lack of sleep.

After our nap, a shower, and a quick lunch, we decided to begin the vacation the right way: touring the Guinness factory! This is how you do a museum people: make the central lobby shaped like a pint glass, have large fonts that tell interesting facts about cool things like beer, and end the tour with a free pint of said beer overlooking the city and Irish countryside. Hannah had a little spill because she's classy like that, but we enjoyed our first real Guinness (there IS a difference) and headed back out to find more adventure!



Bai.



Pint glass shaped lobby what upppp



The happy Guinness fans

Hannah's tiny bladder hindered us only slightly as we wandered aimlessly past baby parades, streetlights (Morgan: "Guys .... someone died here!") and stone walls with no end. We crossed over the river to a nice park, enjoyed some sun, and could not FIND a public bathroom (sorry Hannah's tiny bladder). We walked back to Joe's and, on the way, found ... Scooter Island.

*Shutter Island spoiler alerts ahead*

So basically, Scooter Island is the exciting sequel to the hit Scorsese-Dicaprio film Shutter Island. Post SI-1, Leo D has had his lobotomy, and in the follow-up (SI-2), we follow his adventures as he scooters around the island, solving crimes in a wacky, episodic fashion! "The records say there are 66 scooters on the island, but I believe, you have a 67th scooter." Of course, this is all in a strong Boston accent, and every other word is "MAH-SHAL." Scooter Island, coming out May 2011. Starring Alex Heald and Hannah Novick, featuring Mark Ruffalo, directed by Morgan Collins.



That night, we hung out with Joe and saw some of his music videos (and also heard the worst potential music video song ever - "Bus stop I'll drank my coffeeeee!" Eww.) and then grabbed dinner. The night ALMOST ended - Morgan's passed out on the couch (per usual), we're all fading, and then Hannah said the magic words: "Guys, let's just get silly." An hour later we're out with the group, having a blast, dancing to some old-school Destiny's Child, enjoying delicious Irish cocktails, and buying the WORST 8 euro chicken doner imaginable. Damn you, tempting cab driver... and sorry, again, world, for tying my jacket around my waist at the one club. Coat check was expensive, and fashion choices were ignored. It was a mistake, I apologize.

The following day (Saturday), we enjoyed traditional Irish breakfast (bangers and mash) and did some sight-seeing around Dublin. We saw Dublin Castle, Trinity College (gosh, a real campus! And a rugby game - hello Hannah's boyfriends), and walked down Grafton Street (the main shopping street with a hilarious street performer) to St. Stephen's Green, a park with REAL LIVE LARPERS! That's right - Live Action Role Players, people who dress like X-Men and video game characters in public and throw "spells" at each other for the amusement of the rest of the world. We maybe took pictures. Definitely took pictures. Sorry, "Storm", but it had to happen. (I personally didn't take them, but once they're up, I will share them, no worries).

THEN we saw the Spire of Dublin which is basically a large needle in Dublin, pretty self-explanatory. We had a nice dinner at an Indian place, and headed to The George, a gay club near Joe's where I witnessed the GREATEST moment of my life. Morgan did a little karaoke ("Livin' On a Prayer", natch) hosted by our fabulous Irish drag queen. Morgan, a few drinks in, forgot his microphone-cradling etiquette, and the drag queen, worried about the safety of the microphone, went up on stage to reconfigure it WHILE Morgan sang. Picture it: Morgan, a drag gueen, four hands, one microphone, and an intense battle for supremacy at the EXACT moment the chorus hits. I die.



Trinity College in Dublin - yay for real campuses!



This haircut happened



St. Stephen's Green (minus the LARPers)



The River Liffey



The Spire of London (so spire-y)

On Sunday, we awoke and headed to Kilmainham Gaol, an Irish prison where we found the PERFECT setting for Scooter Island. Fun little tour here, with some dank decrepit hallways, abandoned cells, and stories of torture and firing squads. Quite the light-hearted afternoon, laugh out loud.



Every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark was shot in this hallway



Welcome to Scooter Island



Hannah practicing for her role in Scooter Island



Where the firing squad did their thang

That night we took it pretty easy, had a nice dinner at a restaurant with great wings (and the HUNGRIEST couple I've ever seen, it was like the food was going to grow legs and run away from them). With a last pint of Guinness, we caught a few hours of sleep at Joe's, said goodbye to Joe, Hannah, and the Dublin crew, and Morgan and I were off to Venice - at 4am!

FINAL THOUGHTS ON DUBLIN: great city, WAY expensive, Guinness is double delicious there, short buildings, bipolar weather, expensive drunk food, LARPing -- really??!?, and why doesn't the Hard Rock take American Express?

On to Italia! We flew over the Alps and landed just around sunrise, caught a bus to the beautiful city(?) of Venice. Venice is kind of like a city from Star Wars - it's not actually a real place. Actually no, it's a maze from the kids menu at Chili's - lots of right angles, dead-ends, and we used crayons. It's amazing to walk through a city with no cars, only canals, sidewalks, bridges, and TONS of tourists. So many non-Italians there, and it wasn't even high season yet. So crazy, but so beautiful. However, unlike many other European cities, there's not really that much to do in Venice. Morgan and I made our way through the kids menu maze to our hostel, which was kind of at a dead-end near a canal. We thought it WAS the canal for a hot second. We dropped our stuff off, had a nice meal in the sun, and went about the rest of the maze. The architecture is astounding, and we spent most of the day just walking. We of course took a romantic gondola ride through the canals, which was awesome and truly worth the price of admission. We also saw the Plaza de San Marco and the Rialto Bridge, two of the biggest destinations in the city. We got gelato. We had dinner and wine around 7. By about 8:30, it was bedtime - no joke. We were too tired and had no motivation to go out and find the miniscule amount of nightlife in Venice, so ... we went to bed. Cool, yeah? I'll answer for you: DAMN COOL.



Not where our hostel was
ALTERNATE CAPTION: no, stupid child, this is NOT the end of the Chili's kids menu maze, please use a pencil with an eraser next time and have fun repeating kindergarten, you idiot



The Rialto Bridge



Just the typical Venetian canal ride



The gondola workers were legit. I would crash into every wall/boat in existence, they make it look easy



Venice at sunrise - so amazing

FINAL THOUGHTS ON VENICE: Romantic, amazing, a place to see and not to do, tons of tourists, a severe lack of creative shot glasses, tons of churches and canals, and hotel lobbies - where ARE your bathrooms??

After eleven (YES: ELEVEN. Repeat: DAMN COOL.) hours of sleep we were up and back to the Venice train station to head to Florence and then Cinque Terre. This proved to be quite the adventure. Our train into Flo Flo was late, so we had to catch a later one (giving us time to run into our friend Adrian at the train station), yet the later one gave us 4 minutes to make our connection in Pisa (so we ran, hardcore, like Amazing Race style). We then connected again in La Spezia to get to Monterosso, so, in total, FOUR TRAINS to get from Venice to our (semi) destination.

So Cinque Terre is the "Five Lands", literally - five towns sprinkled along the Italian coast in the mountains, connected by trains, hiking paths, and not much else. They are truly beautiful - if there's anything that can be said about Italian towns (so far), the more inhospitable the environment (a sinking city of canals, the rugged coastal cliffs), the more beautiful the city built there. Morgan and I felt the first truly warm sun we've felt in months, and we began the hike from the first town (Monterosso) to the second (Vernazza). This was the toughest by far: steep, tons of stairs and skinny paths along the cliffs, and we have our 30 pound traveler's backpacks with us. Pretty intense, but we made it. As we got near the end of our hike, the wind picked up like something out of Day After Tomorrow, and we hurried into Vernazza just before the skies opened up. Our gelato break let us sit out the rain, and the sun was out in another half hour to allow us to hike to Town #3, Corniglia, where we stayed for the night. Another pretty serious hike, but we made it (hope the same can be said for the baby this couple was carrying. Seriously? You took a baby on a mountain climb? Poor baby probably has road rash from the leaves and twigs hitting it in the face). In Corniglia, we had a nice night at the hostel - made friends with some Iowans, Canadians, and Australians, drank some wine whilst enjoying the amazing sunset, and enjoyed Cinque Terre's famed pesto. Paige (our Australian friend from Perth) humored us with tales of her wine meniscus and Lianna-esque cries of "I couldn't PAY someone to rape me!", and confirmed our theory that every hostel pays an Australian money to stand around, have a cool accent, and be the resident Aussie. Good night all around.






Not a ton to say here - just let the images speak for themselves

The next day we woke up, bid our new friends farewell, and finished our hike from Corniglia to Manarola and then Manarola to Riomaggiore (via the infamous Via de Amore - Lover's Walk). MUCH easier hikes, thank goodness, we were both sore and not ready for another Everest climb. We saw some fantastic views, enjoyed the sound of waves against the rocks (much closer to the beach this time), and saw some seagulls ... doing it. Rough image, I won't share with you. We made it to the last town by around lunchtime, at which point we grabbed a quick lunch and decided to head in to Florence to start yet another chapter of our adventures.



Descending into Vernazza



Yup, you're jealous



The Via de Amore

FINAL THOUGHTS ON CINQUE TERRE: Unforgettable, worth doing for anyone who loves hiking, the outdoors, good views, good food, good sunsets, or seagulls copulating

We took a train back to Florence and met the amazing and lovely Liz David (who you may remember from our Barcelona shitshow), who hosted us for the two nights and provided us with splendid food. We also met up with Laura (previously seen in Barcelona, Stockholm, and Naughty Nurses 9), Kaila (yay for my first trip with the wonderfully effervescent Kaila!), and many many more. We chilled in the plaza by the Duomo waiting to meet everyone, and watched the winds of karma totally own a gypsy. I'm not being rude here - gypsies are the worst, they are pushy and violent and scheming, and when God decides to blow their gypsy cups across the plaza at approximately 100mph, I laugh. Plain and simple.

Florence was the first European city I've revisited, having been there in January of 2008, and it was weird to be back in a place so foreign and yet somewhat familiar. I really just wanted to see people, and luckily that's mostly what we did. After joining up with everyone, we dropped our bags at Liz's, and then she took us to an amazing aperitivo at a local community center called Ganzo. Here, we had cheap wine and all the free appetizers we could eat. It's supposed to be pre-dinner. We just made it dinner. Post-Ganzo, we enjoyed some 2.50 euro a bottle wine (2.50 euro a bottle?!? And it's GOOD wine? It must be my birthday) and a good Skype session with the bestie, Taylor. With that accomplished, we headed out to take over Florence, and boy did we. At The Fish Pub we took some shots with inappropriate names (which I won't repeat here, because, duh, this is a family friendly blog ... except for the seagull sex), then headed to The Red Garter, where, truth be told, I met a magician in the bathroom who lives in Nido. Nobody remembers this, but it's an IMPORTANT DETAIL OF THE NIGHT. Following an awkward encounter that resulted in much jumping (ask me about that one later), we were at Twice (my third time there ... dammit, there goes my only funny joke), a club that allowed for maximum Liz-and-Alex-Tango-Time. This is an amazing dance that, well, needs to be seen to be understood. But it was steamy. Good times all around. I also spooned Liz at bedtime, which allowed us to talk about love, politics, and Obama, apparently.

The next day (gosh - Thursday already?), we woke up and met up with the crew again (all of us matching in red), and had some DELURSHOUS paninis for lunch before walking up yet another mountain to see the NYU campus in Florence. By the by, Italy is the land of serendipitous run-ins. I saw my good friend from high school Katie Dunn on a random street, just out of the blue - it was crazy, unexpected, and awesome. This wouldn't be the first run in - so many NYU peeps in Florence! It was awesome to see them - and the campus is so pretty, a villa in the foothills near Florence. It was Morgan's first time there, so we walked around and caught up with friends while Laura had class. We headed back down (following yet ANOTHER bizarre rainstorm) and went to see the David, which is one of the coolest (if not THE coolest) statues I've ever seen. Then it was back to Liz's to prepare for her 21st birthday! We waited for Tay at the train station, realized he was late, headed to aperitivo at Rex, headed BACK to get Tay, headed BACK to go to Ganzo for dinner (grouper ceviche, oxtail consomme, rabbit roulade, and passionfruit eclaire for FREE! Soooooo delicious), then BACK to Liz's for our favorite (tequila and loud music), then out to the bars and clubs to celebrate. We had an amazing night out, glad to spend it with Liz and the rest of the crew, and it was a great ending to a great stay in Florence.

FINAL THOUGHTS ON FLORENCE: gypsies getting owned is the BEST, random rainstorms not so much, the land of serendipitous run-ins, gelato and panini heaven, and everything revolves around the Duomo (and there are no pictures because I had already been, and was saving room for Rome and Greece - sorry kids! it's pretty, I promise!)

Friday we caught a train with Kaila to Rome, slept the entire way - we were pooped (I had to sleep in a CHAIR, for crap's sake!) and had a lot of sight-seeing to do in two days. Arriving in Rome, we found our hostel near the train station, dropped our stuff, got a map, and immediately left to find ... the Internet! (We had to check facebook!) But we also had to print our tickets for ... wait for it... THE VATICAN! Yes, because Rome on Easter weekend was a good idea. Tickets in hand, we were off to the Vatican, which had a MONSTER line outside - thank god we got the Roman equivalent of the Disney FastPass. The museums were awesome - so much history and art, but the Sistine Chapel was NOT what I expected. We all know that Michaelangelo painted the ceiling, but I always expected it to be one MASSIVE painting. Instead, it's a collection of lots of smaller paintings - still incredible, just not what you expected. Plus, the guards actually shush you ... renaming it the Shhhhstine Chapel. The weather was gorgeous though, so we took a break from intense museum-ing to lay in the sun and work on some sunbathing.



The lawns of the Vatican Museum



Lots of things on the ceiling!



The view of St. Peter's from the museum

We walked over the to Piazza de San Pietro, the massive circle in front of St. Peter's Basilica, which is where the Pope ... popes around, I guess, and also the largest domed structure in the world. It was gorgeous out, and we just stood and enjoyed the sun and the view. People were lined up for Good Friday mass and the line stretched around the circle. Pretty awesome. After this, we headed past the Castel de San Angelo, up Via del Corso to Piazza del Popolo (oh hey MJ impersonator - too soon? Apparently not), and then down to the infamous Spanish Steps, another famous tourist stop. So much to see, so little time - and we were exhausted, but we took some pics to remember it so our tired brains didn't have to.



The Piazza de San Pietro



St. Peter's Basilica! Ahhhhh!



Castel de San Angelo (these are all locations from Angels & Demons, so, you know ... read that or something)



Piazza del Popolo



Spanish Steps!!

We made a new friend at the hostel (Aalok from Texas), and the four of us went to a nice dinner (if you ignore the accordion player) before heading down to the Coliseum. Now, to be fair, we didn't MEAN to pregame the Pope. We had some wine with dinner, and split another bottle later on before we made it to the Coliseum. All of a sudden - BAM! Good Friday service outside the Coliseum, with the Pope doing the Stations of the Cross sermon. It was amazing, and we stood there for the entire service before heading home and getting some rest.

Saturday we woke up, feeling like the Pope, brushed our teeth with a bottle of Communion wine, and hit the city of Rome. We met up with the fabulous Tay and Liz at the Coliseum (those two again?! CRAZY!), and tried to see as much as we could in no time at all. We walked past the Forum to the Pantheon, then to Piazza Navona and across the Tiber River back to St. Peter's, which we actually got to go inside this time. So amazing - it's incredible that they managed to do this kind of architecture before modern technology was around.



The Coliseum! So amazing



Piazza Venezia



The Pantheon! (Keep your panthies on)



A fountain in Piazza Navona



The interior of St. Peter's Basilica

Then we continued our whirlwind tour by heading BACK to the Coliseum (well, post-gelato, duh) and actually going in this time (and of course meeting up with our friends Kelly and Alissa). This was SO COOL - probably the must-see thing in Rome, it's much bigger than you expect, and despite years of ruin, still quite an impressive structure. The final stop - the Fountain of Trevi at nighttime, where we all threw our coins in to guarantee another visit to Rome. We had dinner right by here, where we watched the grossest American pre-teen double dates buy each other horribly tacky Italian souvenirs and narrated their adventures. We tried to head out to some bars, but couldn't really find anything that suited our mood, and we headed back early to get some sleep and get ready for Greece!



The interior of the Coliseum!!



The Fountain of Trevi at nighttime



Love this kid. This one goes on the wedding invites.

FINAL THOUGHTS ON ROME: lots of amazing monuments, not my favorite city but still pretty cool, a great place to go find famous things and sit on them, great group to be with, amazing sun, gelato and wine, and the only city where the cops are actually aggressive against the hustlers selling watches, sunglasses, and knock-off bags ... legit, we saw chase sequences.

When we woke up Easter Sunday, Rome was soggy and rainy - a great day to head to a new, hopefully sunnier place! We literally RAN to catch the train to the airport, and soon enough Kaila, Morgan and I were in sunny, warm Athens - amazing! We caught a bus to Syntagma Square, found our amazing hostel, and went out in search of gyros! No joke - in the next week I ate a total of 8 chicken gyros. IN FIVE DAYS. This is probably an issue. Our hostel was right by the Acropolis, and the three of us climbed through some beautiful neighborhoods on our way there. Since it was Easter a great deal of the monuments were closed, but we got our first peeks of them and planned to head back soon enough. That night we grabbed dinner (a gourmet, dinner-sized gyro - hells yes) and got a drink out, then sat on the roof of our hostel (that we kind of snuck up to) with a water bottle of wine (their packaging choice, not ours) and looked at the Acropolis and the stars. Pretty fantastic, if you ask me.

Day Two in Athens found us up early and ready to do it all - we booked our ferry tickets to Santorini, enjoyed our free internet (such wonderful free internet - no 30 minute crap like in Rome), and then went out to see the Agora, the Acropolis, the Temple of Zeus, and the old Olympic Stadium (from 1904). They were all absolutely incredible - we all really loved Athens, the city had a great feel, great weather, and great sights to see. Also, the serendipitous run-ins had yet to stop - I met a girl THAT I WENT TO KINDERGARTEN with in the internet room in our hostel, and we met some NYU in London kids on top of the Acropolis. Plus, we met our AMAZING Canadians, Arlan and Emily on that day. We kept running into them in Athens, then found out we had similar travel plans to Santorini the next day. We ended up drinking beer on the roof that afternoon, getting to know each other, then grabbed dinner together as well. They were so much, great travel partners. More chicken gyros, more sun, more hustlers selling RIDICULOUS wares that nobody wants - sounds like Europe to me.



A Greek temple



Old-school Greek amphitheater



On top of the Acrop!



The Temple of Zeus



The 1904 Olympic Stadium

(Sorry no pics of the Agora. I couldn't even make it there, I'm exTREMEly agoraphobic.)

FINAL THOUGHTS ON ATHENS: beautiful city, amazing hostel, good food, good people, wine on the rooftop with the Acropolis in sight is pretty epic, the splattery tomatoes are NOT good souvenirs

Ahh... our last few days of break were spent in paradise. Santorini. The name just sounds exotic and spicy. And it was. We took an early ferry from Athens to Santorini, getting there right after noon (that ferry was BOOKING it - like whoa). Our hostel was amazing - the guy (George - love him) came and got us at the port, took us to the hostel, showed us all around, booked our ATVs, and even gave us free orange juice, cake, and beer. GOOD START! We found a place with 2-euro gyros (that's a tongue twister), and after lunch, took our ATVs to the south side of the island. Santorini is one of many Greek islands and one of the most famous, with its amazing cliffs and sunsets. It's small but big, if that makes sense - from the highest point, you can see all of it, but it still takes a full hour and a half from one point of the crescent to the other. I won't go into too much detail over the last few days, since they emphasized laziness, beach time, and eating. The ATVs were great - lots of fun, and Kaila and I were totally boyfriend/girlfriend since we shared one and I like picked her up for hot dates and stuff. The food was great too - lots of gyros, and several amazing dinners on the cliffs watching the sunset. One night we even had an amazingly nice man buy us dinner, for no reason other than we were nice to his wife who just wanted to talk since she was from America too. It was pretty much the 5 of us all week - myself, Morgan, Kaila, and Arlan and Emily, our wonderful Canadians. We watched some amazing sunsets together (and coined the term sunset pornography), we laid out on the beaches together (and braved the frozen waters of the Aegean), and we basically lived life as a little family. It was a great end to the week, and the news that I had been elected IRHC president was just icing on the cake. Sadly, our trip had to end sometime, and Kaila and braved an overnight ferry and a 14 hour stay in the Athens airport before we got back to London. Long travels home, and we were so exhausted, but as with each new trip, my eyes are continuously being opened to new amazing parts of this fantastic continent.

Two months ago I remember being a bit homesick - I thought this semester was going to drag on, and even though I enjoyed Europe, I was worried about missing out on life back home. Now, we're near the end. Three weeks of class, a few finals left, and then three weeks with Tay and Lizzy (Amsterdam, Antwerp, Brussels, Munich, Vienna, Montenegro, Athens, and Cairo - sounds great to me). I'm ALSO doing a weekend in Ireland with my sister (holla Meggles) and then a weekend in Scotland, so the rest of my time is pretty much travels, work, or finishing my time here in London. Weird to put it all in perspective - I can't even imagine leaving here now, but I know I have a lot waiting for me when I get back. Love you all, thanks for reading - not sure when a new post may show up, but keep your eyes peeled. MUCH LOVE!



"When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your hair"

Saturday, March 20, 2010

PRAGUE BLOG

Ahh yes, blogchildren, I have been waiting two months to title this particular update, and finally - IT HAS ARRIVED! But before we recap Prague, much happened in the weeks between Sweden and Prague, and since this could be a long update, I will do my best to keep it brief.

Post-Sweden was another typical week of class - the paper I had due in abnormal psych being the only significant change of the week. When the weekends here get so intense, all the weeks of class and work just kind of blend together, so let's not worry about discussing them here. But in exciting news, ELIZABETH came to visit! For those of you who aren't aware, Elizabeth is one of my closest friends for the past 10 years. We started at our new school the same year (5th grade, what up pre-teen awkwardness) and stuck with each other. She goes to Georgetown, and though she's often a massive pain in the ass, I still put up with love her. She was visiting some of her friends from school in Ireland, but unluckily for me she stopped by Londontown first. We met up, dropped her stuff off, and then headed out to enjoy some particularly nice weather. Lunch was properly British - pies, terrible french fries, and Haribo starmix - and then Kaila, Elizabeth and I went off to find an East London festival that we never really managed to find. BUT! We found the Barbican Center, which is this massive and confusing complex that's part museum and art exhibition, part movie theater, part school for girls, part post-modern 80s hotel, part college campus, and part skyscraper. The art exhibition was crazy - we walked down this long dark hall that seemingly had no end, and all of a sudden found ourselves in a room filled with birds - zebra finches, to be exact - and musical instruments - bass guitars, regular guitars, and cymbals, all hooked up to amps. There was birdseed on the instruments, and the birds made music as they flew from one instrument to the next, pecking and walking. It was really cool, and totally unexpected. Kaila, Elizabeth and I decided that if you could create the StumbleUpon website in real life, that would be one of its links.

After getting lost in the maze of the Barbican (and stealing a Barbican brick), we met up with Elizabeth's friends and then went out for dinner. Friday was a fairly calm night - post-Chilango burritos, we played cider pong in the kitchen (where I had the most epic of game-saving shots - ask me later), and then turned in fairly early. Side note: spooning with Elizabeth BLOWS. Not her fault - the beds are really tiny and our room was an inferno. (Actually, still probably her fault).

Saturday we awoke, grabbed some wonderful Wagamama (aka the British Spice), and then went to Burrough Market, where we enjoyed numerous free samples of jam, salsa, wine, pesto, and cheese. SO DELICIOUS. I could live on free samples. Then we went to the Tate, where we saw the foam room, the red room, the large table and chairs, the weird sex stuff, and the evil black box of doom. We tried to see Legally Blonde but it was sold out, so instead we grabbed dinner, pregamed in the room, and then walked to Camden to hit up World's End, one of my favorite loud crazy crowded bars. Getting home was an issue - let's just say that certain taxi drivers were verbally assaulted, and a Subway sandwich was brandished as a weapon. Another awful night of sleep later, Elizabeth was out of my life for good. (Just kidding. We had a wonderful visit. I just like being a douche to her.)

She was barely gone before another visitor came, this time in the form of Joe Greco. He's studying in Dublin but came to Londontown for some English shenanigans on his spring break. As he arrived, I had a paper to write - busted that shit out in less than 10 hours, got an A-, booya! On Monday we went to Leicester Square and ended up scoring sweet tickets for Legally Blonde, which we decided to celebrate in the Japanese cave restaurant! The food was good, but the service was awful (serious language barrier) and there were some possibly lesbianic moaning noises coming from another cave. Wonderful. After a quick sprint to the theater, we saw the show, which is actually funnier than I remember. Thank you, London, for keeping shows open when New York has decided to close them. This was followed by this exchange at McDonald's.

Alex: *orders his Wispa McFlurry, pays, and receives said McFlurry*
Joe: *orders same Wispa McFlurry*
McDonald's cashier: Oh, sorry, we're out of those.
Alex: *looks down at Wispa McFlurry, back up at cashier*
Joe: You're out of those? *points to my McFlurry*
Cashier: Yes.
Joe: Then what is that right there?
Cashier: *mumbles unintelligibly*
Alex: *loses faith in what he at one point thought was a Wispa McFlurry (and then eats it anyway - let's be real)*

BRB MY LIFE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THIS GAME:http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

We now resume our regularly scheduled blog update.

Tuesday featured class (blah), sight-seeing at the London Eye with Joe and Morgan (yay! - free champagne), a Mexican restaurant, and then a generally sloppy yet awesome Tuesday at The Rocket. Kind of in love with The Rocket. Kind of want to be in a facebook relationship with it.

Wednesday, much sleeping in (after a rough night of sharing a bed again - Joe is as uncomfortable if not more than Elizabeth), then class, then a calm night out for dinner and a few pints. I needed to get some snooze time in before Prague, so Thursday was pretty slow as well - packed, saw Alice in Wonderland, and got to bed. Morgan and I were awake bright and early (5:45am - eww) to head to PRAGUE.

Ladies and gentleman, I know welcome you to....

THE PRAGUE BLOG.



PRAHA OOO LA LA - want your bad goulash

The trip to Prague started with a 4hr bus from London to Birmingham (England, not Alabama) - trust me, it was cheaper, and worth the extra effort. I slept nicely, until the bus turned into a sauna and then, 30 minutes later, the Arctic tundra, but hey it was a good start. The flight was uneventful, and by 3pm we were in Prague - in the fog. It was snowy, cold and gray - why did we book frozen wastelands in January-March, rather than nice warm places like Africa? Anyways, in Prague they use the honor system on the metro, so being uninformed tourists, we hopped on the bus with no idea how to work the ticket machine. Oops. Sorry Prague.

We headed to the metro station, then took the super clean and efficient metro to our stop and found the LONGEST ESCALATOR EVER. No joking. It had to have been 200 feet long.



WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??

Six hours later (just kidding, it only took four and a half to get up that) we were at the ... wait for it ... CZECH INN. God I love this city. Nicest hostel yet, but also the quietest - Morgan and I dropped off our stuff, met our 34 and a half year old roommate (easy, oldster), and immediately left to meet up with Hannah (who'd been there a day already), Allen and Ashley (arriving from Berlin), and assorted Prague-ians. The first stop: a pub near Old Town Square, where we quickly fell in love with the national beer, Pilsner.



The Fat Man Pub



Pilsner. In my mouth. All the time.



Tyn Church in Old Town Square

Post Pilsners, we changed quickly and were off to our first Czech meal! Fun fact about the Czechs: they all smoke. Everywhere. Restaurants, bars, post offices, probably in nursery schools. I would not be surprised to see a little Czech baby with a cigarette in one hand, Pilsner in the other. Such is Prague. Hey - the Cold War's over, gotta capitalize. The restaurant we ended up at (after the one which had five dogs running around in it) was like a smoky bar from a bad 80s movie. I half expected a bar fight to break out between Patrick Swayze and Tom Selleck for the affections of the lovely Melanie Griffith (cue guitar riff). Sadly, this never happened, but my life clock is shorter thanks to all the secondhand smoke.

The Czech delicacy is goulash (with an appetizer of onion soup), which is beef and sausage in gravy with dumplings and horseradish. It's amazing, but we're talking heavy. Like, I may not be able to walk back up those stairs because I'm so effing full of beef and gravy heavy. Good thing we had Pilsner to wash it down with! (No wonder the Prague kids have trouble ... err, staying regular)

After the goulash, Morgan Ashley and I headed to Usudu, this amazing underground bar that had seven different cavern-like bars, each with its own music and all of them filled with smoke. We enjoyed more beers down here, talked, and enjoyed some Czech fashion (sweatpants at a club? Totally acceptable!) We had bigger plans though, so we were off to Lucerna!

Lucerna was a club down the road enjoying an 80s themed night, and we met up with the rest of our group and headed inside. Best exchange of the night:

Douchebag from Chicago: "Isn't the Eiffel Tower in New York?"
*long pause*
Allen: "I'm sorry was that a joke?"

The coat czech line was RIDICULOUS. Not even a joke, we were in it for twenty minutes. The dance party started a little early since we had no choice but to grind up on each other to survive the mob. Also, a French guy borrowed my phone. This has significance. The rest of the night involved Pilsners, lots of dancing, a guy way too eager to encourage people to take their shirts off, and of course, Hannah and I dancing with each other. Turns out we were both 5 minutes late =/

We enjoyed a post-club hot dog (not like that, you perverts), an enjoyable taxi ride (I know EVERYONE wants to hear my version of "Paparazzi"), and a photo shoot on most of Prague's cars made before 1998. We slept wonderfully despite the senior citizen living in our room, and we were up early to start our busy day of sightseeing.

We started off getting some bagels at this amazing bagel place near Old Town Square, Bohemian Bagels. Then it was off to find the Jewish Quarter and see some old synagogues and cemeteries. Great plan, except... it was Saturday. Shabbat. The entire area was closed, and we felt a bit silly for not realizing this earlier. So we took our first of many breaks at the Kafka Cafe, enjoying some coffee and strudels. We walked along the river towards the Charles Bridge, which is an incredible bridge that goes over the Vltava River and has lots of statues and historic architecture.



Tyn Church in Old Town Square during the daytime




Honestly ... no idea what's going on in this sign. No playing in the streets? No cars parked by houses? No idyllic scenes of suburban splendor? Ugh, Europeans and your wacky signs...



We were not happy Jews like this sign would suggest



The poster for Teacher 2.0 ... coming to theaters May 2011



Charles Bridge across the Vtlava River

Once across the river, we went looking for the Lennon Wall (NOT the Lenin Wall. Different man, different wall) This took a little winding and weaving through the streets of Prague, but the 5 of us enjoyed walking around and seeing a bit of the city. We finally found it (near the mini MARKET) and took a lot of pics. It's a really cool wall that's similar to Strawberry Fields in Central Park, lots of Lennon memorabilia, graffiti, and art. We also wrote our names in the "All You Need is Love" heart. Near the wall was a bridge that was covered with hundreds of locks. We wanted to also leave a memento here, but sadly, they sold no locks (though I hear you can find them at Tesco...)



The Lennon Wall



Who's that sexy guy in front of the Lennon Wall? (Hint: it's me)



The locks - too bad we didn't bring one =(

We quickly went to the Church of the Infant Jesus (in which Jesus is depicted as a mischievous little lad with a number of fun costume changes), but honestly, it was Pilsner time. We found a great place near the Lennon Wall with cheap (and I'm talking CHEAP - a 31-krona Pilsner is exactly $1.65, which is CHEAP, by American and European standards. And it's sooooo good. Two Pilsners and several orders of fried cheese later (another Czech favorite), we were back on the streets - and hopelessly lost! Do we take this tram? No maybe we should find the metro. No let's walk here. Now we're going the wrong way. This was us for about an hour, a lot of one step forward and two steps back. We also used the bathroom in like five different restaurants - sorry guys. We finally figured out where we wanted to head, and went to the Dancing Building, a building designed by Frank Gehry that was inspired by Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dancing. We hurried up to the roof before it closed, caught some great views of the city, then headed down for a cocktail in the lounge.



The Dancing House

Following the Dancing House, we were trying to meet Hannah's friends at a microbrewery in an old monastery for dinner - that microbrewery, however, was impossibly far away. Our Czech bartender (the only nice Czech person we met so far) helped us find the right bus, and soon we were back across the river and winding our way up the mountain to an old stadium. The stadium was terrifying - pitch-black, all concrete, decrepit, and abandoned. It's the type of place where people do drug deals (or just straight up drugs) in the movies. We were quite out of our element, and basically ran down the other side of the mountain (through some equally shady areas) until we found ... the monastery! Huzzah! More Pilsner, onion soup, and goulash later, we were ready for a night out.

We pregamed in the NYU in Prague dorms (after a quick nap on Allen's behalf), and had to suffer through the worst game of beer pong I've ever seen. One guy had this special technique that required him to look like a douche and STILL miss most of his shots. Dude, my missed shots take a lot less effort. Then he said the magic words: "Yo, I'm reppin' NYU Stern!" Allen, Hannah, Morgan, and I all went "Ohhhhh...." Everything suddenly made sense. We ditched that disaster and went to Lucerna, a 5-story club near the Charles Bridge that was our home for the next 5 or so hours. Lots of dancing, lots of good music - great night overall. I'm not usually big into clubs, but so far Europe has done a nice job of keeping the club-hopping fun.

Not much sleep and much packing later, Morgan and I did our last bit of sightseeing. We hit up St. Wenceslas Square, had one last meal of Czech food (and one last Pilsner ... miss you baby), and then were back to the airport and Londontown. It was a great weekend, as most of ours have been - lots of sightseeing, lots of food and beverage, lots of inside jokes, pics, and fun.

I really can't believe this semester is more than halfway over. In a way, I feel like I just got here, but the past two months have probably been the longest and most eventful since I got to NYU. It's been truly one-of-a-kind, and wholly unforgettable - one of those semesters that will still stand out in my future. I love it, and with Spring Break around the corner (and that means Dublin, Venice, Cinque Terre, Pisa, Florence, Rome, Athens, and Santorini), it only stands to get wilder, crazier, and more amazing. Thanks for reading kiddos, love you all and happy trails!